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dancesamdance:

ezraturner:

Re-Imagine An Album Cover (source)

I was gonna enter that 1045 contest but then I realized I’d have to leave the country and I aint got a passport, so yeah, fuck me, lol. I do really like this one! It’s probably the best one in the contest.


wetrilo:

well, i am groot


mzenun:

sHE EVEN GLANCES DOWN



wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.




cannedviennacorpses:

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

[via]


mizushimo:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"

"You always do this to me, Mom."

A masterpiece

this is jake english on a bad day at hell murder island.



starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way


nahnichan:

『80年のダイジェスト』


kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO  PLEASED WITH HIMSELF 




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